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potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

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ohmygarlands:

This number is practically soft core… and I love it.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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fiveoclockangel:

Live by this rule

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cosmicspread:

rub my back and make my decisions for me

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cinemove:

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

J: Does that mean you play that very fast music… jazz?

S: Yeah. Real Hot.

J: I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music.

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englishsnow:

(from atypicalart)

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littlehorrorshop:

Mabel Normand, 1910s

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Andrew Rannells in Hedwig and the Angry Inch [x]

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somethingsensual:

zenlusive:

threadsinthistapestry:

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

The last one killed me

AIN’T NO HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHIT

god I miss this show

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

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followyourswarto:

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

I feel like mydrunkkitchen made this post

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aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

image

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tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

Source:fulhamchronicle.co.uk
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